EP 118 Wines With Funny And Unusual Labels

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Today in the spirit of Halloween Gary tries four wines that have unique labels. See if Gary thinks these four have more style over substance and if the labels mask the wine (wink wink). Happy Halloween everyone and Boo!

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  • Matty Van, Rochester NY

    “Sophmore yr of college, I dressed up as santaâ??s little helper, only I was an escort service girl with a feather boa. I borrowed a friendâ??s little black dress.
    My accomplice was my roomate dressed as my santa-pimp.

    Comment 22: By LevM ”

    figures theres no link to a picture of that….

  • Matty Van, Rochester NY

    “Sophmore yr of college, I dressed up as santaâ??s little helper, only I was an escort service girl with a feather boa. I borrowed a friendâ??s little black dress.
    My accomplice was my roomate dressed as my santa-pimp.

    Comment 22: By LevM ”

    figures theres no link to a picture of that….

  • Matthew from Barossa

    Never had a Halloween costume… glad to get that out of the way!

    Re today I would have to say the most god awful wine that was ever put out in Australia marketed specifically to the younger / (don’t beat me up about the next bit) female teeny bopper wine drinker was SOHO by Southcorp. The white was in this lime green bottle and was a Chardonnay and then the red (or should i say pink) was a Shiraz / Chardonnay blend. And when I say blend it was like they got half a tank of Chardonnay and half a tank of Shiraz and just mixed ’em up! Not a great experience.

    I’ve never seen that last wine here in Australia. Who’s the producer in the Barossa? It must be a pure export label…

  • Matthew from Barossa

    Never had a Halloween costume… glad to get that out of the way!

    Re today I would have to say the most god awful wine that was ever put out in Australia marketed specifically to the younger / (don’t beat me up about the next bit) female teeny bopper wine drinker was SOHO by Southcorp. The white was in this lime green bottle and was a Chardonnay and then the red (or should i say pink) was a Shiraz / Chardonnay blend. And when I say blend it was like they got half a tank of Chardonnay and half a tank of Shiraz and just mixed ’em up! Not a great experience.

    I’ve never seen that last wine here in Australia. Who’s the producer in the Barossa? It must be a pure export label…

  • TimF

    My first year in the working world out of college, my company did a big Halloween celebration where everyone dressed up. I was the Selson/Denorex Challenege. I went to work in a bathrobe and had shaving cream in my hair with a part down the middle. “This side tingles!”

  • TimF

    My first year in the working world out of college, my company did a big Halloween celebration where everyone dressed up. I was the Selson/Denorex Challenege. I went to work in a bathrobe and had shaving cream in my hair with a part down the middle. “This side tingles!”

  • MarcT

    Kahuna…that is funny!!

    Great episode Gary! How about that phone call? Great opening also.

    QOTD: Loch Ness Monster…9 years old…my mom made it and I wore it. Awesome!

  • MarcT

    Kahuna…that is funny!!

    Great episode Gary! How about that phone call? Great opening also.

    QOTD: Loch Ness Monster…9 years old…my mom made it and I wore it. Awesome!

  • GeneV

    Gary,

    Great intro.

    Disagreeing with you about a wine is not bashing you. I think saying “what was he thinking” when the wine doesn’t work out is actually a backhanded compliment.

    Have a happy Halloween.

  • GeneV

    Gary,

    Great intro.

    Disagreeing with you about a wine is not bashing you. I think saying “what was he thinking” when the wine doesn’t work out is actually a backhanded compliment.

    Have a happy Halloween.

  • Loved the intro today. I think we found your replacement for when you’re ready to hang up the wine glass.

    QOTD – My last two costumes have been winners in my book. In 2004 I think I had a little too much to drink and put on a Wonder Woman costume, and last year I was in full Gorton’s Fisherman gear. If you’re all lucky I won’t post any of my Wonder Woman pics.

  • Loved the intro today. I think we found your replacement for when you’re ready to hang up the wine glass.

    QOTD – My last two costumes have been winners in my book. In 2004 I think I had a little too much to drink and put on a Wonder Woman costume, and last year I was in full Gorton’s Fisherman gear. If you’re all lucky I won’t post any of my Wonder Woman pics.

  • Godfather

    Out of the mouths of babes!!!!!!!!!! My favorite opening to date.

    GV – great selection of wines. Truly trick or treat

  • Godfather

    Out of the mouths of babes!!!!!!!!!! My favorite opening to date.

    GV – great selection of wines. Truly trick or treat

  • GeneV

    By the way, check out my re-taste of the Chianti.

  • GeneV

    By the way, check out my re-taste of the Chianti.

  • PeteB

    Great call on the Pumari! People you have to try it – it is a great, great wine! Cook up some fish or have some good shell fish, pop the Pumari and enjoy! Besides the price, some proceeds of the sale goes to local animal shelters, so how can you beat that – you get a great wine and help some homeless pets as well.. win, win!!!!

    QOD: Love halloween, so every costume was the best to me!

    P.S. – Hey Holla Back GV….. Nice cell tone!

  • PeteB

    Great call on the Pumari! People you have to try it – it is a great, great wine! Cook up some fish or have some good shell fish, pop the Pumari and enjoy! Besides the price, some proceeds of the sale goes to local animal shelters, so how can you beat that – you get a great wine and help some homeless pets as well.. win, win!!!!

    QOD: Love halloween, so every costume was the best to me!

    P.S. – Hey Holla Back GV….. Nice cell tone!

  • Susan

    Love spiderman doing the intro!
    He was truely good!
    🙂

  • Susan

    Love spiderman doing the intro!
    He was truely good!
    🙂

  • E

    Must have been a little volatile acidity in the OJ. I hate when that happens.

    So. Cartlidge & Browne (of whom I only know for decent cheap Pinot) has their Rabid Red, St Francis has their red blend with the splattery label, Fess Parker has his Frontier Red with the screwcap … what’s with the plethora of value-priced smorgasbord red blends all of a sudden?

    You could probably do a whole show just on these kinds of wines. Are they trying to be the next Big House Red or Red Truck or what? Any insights as to what’s going on here?

  • E

    Must have been a little volatile acidity in the OJ. I hate when that happens.

    So. Cartlidge & Browne (of whom I only know for decent cheap Pinot) has their Rabid Red, St Francis has their red blend with the splattery label, Fess Parker has his Frontier Red with the screwcap … what’s with the plethora of value-priced smorgasbord red blends all of a sudden?

    You could probably do a whole show just on these kinds of wines. Are they trying to be the next Big House Red or Red Truck or what? Any insights as to what’s going on here?

  • Darlene O.

    Hey, Gary…l-o-v-e the episode!! Have to comment, though, on your comment about women and wine. Did I understand you to say ‘more women buy wine than anything.’ Meaning more than men? Would love clarification…I’m on a few wine boards and am one of the few women among gobs of men (not that I’m complaining :}).

  • Darlene O.

    Hey, Gary…l-o-v-e the episode!! Have to comment, though, on your comment about women and wine. Did I understand you to say ‘more women buy wine than anything.’ Meaning more than men? Would love clarification…I’m on a few wine boards and am one of the few women among gobs of men (not that I’m complaining :}).

  • Susan

    QOD:
    I was a nurse when I was in the second grade for Halloween costume contest.
    I got a blue ribbon in the contest.
    🙂
    It is a shame I never got to be a nurse!

  • Susan

    QOD:
    I was a nurse when I was in the second grade for Halloween costume contest.
    I got a blue ribbon in the contest.
    🙂
    It is a shame I never got to be a nurse!

  • Susan

    Gary-
    Love the Hulk Hogan mask!
    It shows creativity!!

  • Susan

    Gary-
    Love the Hulk Hogan mask!
    It shows creativity!!

  • Oh i know Gene was just bringing it up, it’d great people don’t just agree with ME,WS or RP, I know it’s all love 🙂 Im trying here and I think you guys know that and more importantly I respect your opinions.

    “Disagreeing with you about a wine is not bashing you. I think saying â??what was he thinkingâ? when the wine doesnâ??t work out is actually a backhanded compliment.

    Have a happy Halloween.

    Comment 30: By GeneV on October 31st, 2006 at 8:01 pm e”

  • Oh i know Gene was just bringing it up, it’d great people don’t just agree with ME,WS or RP, I know it’s all love 🙂 Im trying here and I think you guys know that and more importantly I respect your opinions.

    “Disagreeing with you about a wine is not bashing you. I think saying â??what was he thinkingâ? when the wine doesnâ??t work out is actually a backhanded compliment.

    Have a happy Halloween.

    Comment 30: By GeneV on October 31st, 2006 at 8:01 pm e”

  • Gary,

    Great episode… and since you brought it up, that Chianti for 7 bones was a real looooser – just had nothing going on. Plan on giving a case of it away as a door prize!

    Rich

  • Gary,

    Great episode… and since you brought it up, that Chianti for 7 bones was a real looooser – just had nothing going on. Plan on giving a case of it away as a door prize!

    Rich

  • KAHUNA

    Susan,
    My wife is a nurse, my mother is a nurse, my godmother is a nurse, my aunt is a nurse, my best friends wife is a nurse- They are wonderful people but all I ever got was put on it. Now if I go for an X-ray the doctors are always asking when I broke something that I did not know was ever broken- ribs, scapula, toes, fingers, AC joint- they always had ice on them though!

    Sad they do not even were those cute little Nurses dresses anymore. No offense to any doctors on line but my god having to deal with a nurse after being in the operating room with a doctor all day is not an easy task- It is probably why I have so much wine in the house!

  • DJA

    Excellant opening – move over Gary V and for that matter Alister Cook.
    Fun show!Thats getting with the spirit!

  • KAHUNA

    Susan,
    My wife is a nurse, my mother is a nurse, my godmother is a nurse, my aunt is a nurse, my best friends wife is a nurse- They are wonderful people but all I ever got was put on it. Now if I go for an X-ray the doctors are always asking when I broke something that I did not know was ever broken- ribs, scapula, toes, fingers, AC joint- they always had ice on them though!

    Sad they do not even were those cute little Nurses dresses anymore. No offense to any doctors on line but my god having to deal with a nurse after being in the operating room with a doctor all day is not an easy task- It is probably why I have so much wine in the house!

  • DJA

    Excellant opening – move over Gary V and for that matter Alister Cook.
    Fun show!Thats getting with the spirit!

  • KAHUNA

    “but all I ever got was to put ice on it” good lord I am drinking and typing again

  • KAHUNA

    “but all I ever got was to put ice on it” good lord I am drinking and typing again

  • Wildebeest

    Vayner-chums,

    fav costume: Freshman year of highschool, I dressed up as Hugh Hefner. I went to school wearing a robe & slippers, had a pipe hanging out of my mouth, and even spent a good portion of the day with a girl in each arm. Fun stuff!

    I’ve been wondering for some time now about the scores on the show. Mainly, it seems that there’s a MUCH bigger gap between an 89 and a 90 than there is between any other consecutive scores. 88’s and 89’s are often “a little bit disappointing” whereas, a 90 can often mean that GV is “BLOWN AWAY!” What’s the deal? Why don’t we ever see a score of 60 or 70?

  • Wildebeest

    Vayner-chums,

    fav costume: Freshman year of highschool, I dressed up as Hugh Hefner. I went to school wearing a robe & slippers, had a pipe hanging out of my mouth, and even spent a good portion of the day with a girl in each arm. Fun stuff!

    I’ve been wondering for some time now about the scores on the show. Mainly, it seems that there’s a MUCH bigger gap between an 89 and a 90 than there is between any other consecutive scores. 88’s and 89’s are often “a little bit disappointing” whereas, a 90 can often mean that GV is “BLOWN AWAY!” What’s the deal? Why don’t we ever see a score of 60 or 70?

  • Matthew L

    Gary…GREAT episode. It went right to my question about the wine behind creative labels.

    QOTD: I dressed up as many cartoon characters as a kid, but the costumes where much more…how shall I say this…creative. We didn’t have all the ready-made cosutmes. At best, you would have a cheap mask with a rubber band to hold it on. The rubber band would always break and you would have to either hold the mask to your face at someone’s door or just abandon the mask and say “Speed Racer” when the person said “Ohhhhh…and who are you supposed to be?” 😀

  • Matthew L

    Gary…GREAT episode. It went right to my question about the wine behind creative labels.

    QOTD: I dressed up as many cartoon characters as a kid, but the costumes where much more…how shall I say this…creative. We didn’t have all the ready-made cosutmes. At best, you would have a cheap mask with a rubber band to hold it on. The rubber band would always break and you would have to either hold the mask to your face at someone’s door or just abandon the mask and say “Speed Racer” when the person said “Ohhhhh…and who are you supposed to be?” 😀

  • Lynne

    Great intro! Very clever, Eugene.

    QOD: I had a broken leg when I was younger and couldn’t walk to go “Trick-or-Treating”, so I was dressed as a bloody victim of something resembling a nuclear war and my mother
    made two of my siblings dress as a doctor and nurse. I was carried all over the place on a stretcher. Sounds like fun, but I got dropped several times “accidentally”. (Such were the recounts of the story when relayed to my parents ). Sibs are great!

  • Lynne

    Great intro! Very clever, Eugene.

    QOD: I had a broken leg when I was younger and couldn’t walk to go “Trick-or-Treating”, so I was dressed as a bloody victim of something resembling a nuclear war and my mother
    made two of my siblings dress as a doctor and nurse. I was carried all over the place on a stretcher. Sounds like fun, but I got dropped several times “accidentally”. (Such were the recounts of the story when relayed to my parents ). Sibs are great!

  • stewart l

    Favorite costume had to be a Conehead[from Saturday night live]-complete with pizza and the sex rings

  • stewart l

    Favorite costume had to be a Conehead[from Saturday night live]-complete with pizza and the sex rings

  • Sam Zen

    toothpaste… yes, as in C-R-E-S-T. Not my favorite costume, but definitely the most unique.

  • Sam Zen

    toothpaste… yes, as in C-R-E-S-T. Not my favorite costume, but definitely the most unique.

  • Susan

    Kahuna,
    Boy, you are FUNNY!
    That’s alot of nurses in the family.
    Typing and drinking – that’s ok. Just as long as that’s not drinking and driving.
    I am pretty sure typing is allowed!
    I was in nurse’s training just long enough to know most doctors are a big pain.
    I also went to college with some who became doctor’s. Most of them are sooooooooooo stuck up!
    Ouch! I know maybe 3 doctors total out of hundreds who act like people. The rest act like royalty or worse!
    All of my friends who are nurses, are just great!
    The nurses usually end up doing 90% of the work
    and the doctor’s take about 140% of the credit!

  • Susan

    Kahuna,
    Boy, you are FUNNY!
    That’s alot of nurses in the family.
    Typing and drinking – that’s ok. Just as long as that’s not drinking and driving.
    I am pretty sure typing is allowed!
    I was in nurse’s training just long enough to know most doctors are a big pain.
    I also went to college with some who became doctor’s. Most of them are sooooooooooo stuck up!
    Ouch! I know maybe 3 doctors total out of hundreds who act like people. The rest act like royalty or worse!
    All of my friends who are nurses, are just great!
    The nurses usually end up doing 90% of the work
    and the doctor’s take about 140% of the credit!

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